London at the End of the Century:A Book of Gossip
a Beckett, Arthur William
1900
THE CHOICE OF A TRAVELLING COMPANION.
Perhaps the success of the cycle has made walking tours completely out of date. A few years ago it was no uncommon thing for two friends to decide upon Nowadays they will arrange to And here a very important element in travelling and comfort comes in. The choice of a companion is a matter of vital importance. Of course, if you are married you can have no possible pleasanter traveller than your better seven-eighths. This is manifest for many reasons-perhaps the principal being that any other choice would be | |
270 | contested by the important fraction referred to. But say that you are a bachelor, and, consequently, fancy free, why, then you have to choose a friend. And here I suggest an conundrum. When is a friend not a friend? When he is a fellow traveller. This is, in five cases out of six, the correct answer. There is nothing so trying to friendship as the hardships of a tour. In my time, I have made many a trip with an intimate friend, and it is my pride and my pleasure to know that he and I are still, in spite of this companionship, on terms of intimate friendship. But that our relations are so satisfactory, is, I believe, entirely due to my tact and good humour. , I make tact and good humour the . |
my friend used to say, | |
I would reply, hating the sea like poison, and fearful of that possibly dreadful passage from Newhaven. | |
A few hours later I would get a telegram, saying that my friend had decided that we should go via and . I would joyfully respond, | |
my fellow traveller would suggest when we had got to Amiens. | |
I would respond meekly. | |
Then when we arrived at the terminus I would find that our luggage had been deposited in one of the omnibuses belonging to the Grand Hotel. | |
my friend would explain; | |
I used to acquiesce. Then my companion would draw up a route. We were to go to Bale, Lausanne, Berne, Interlaken, Lucerne, and come back express from Geneva. I would be delighted. However, in spite of the expression of satisfaction I was not in the least surprised when, at the end of our trip, I found that we had avoided Switzerland, and had travelled exclusively on the Rhine and in Holland. | |
The golden rule for getting on with a travelling companion is to submit your will to his. Let him have his own way. There cannot be two people so retire in his favour. | |
Nowadays it is rather fashionable to be poor, so there is no disgrace in travelling in preference to I fancy that the French have a proverb that the is only patronised by millionaires, English, and fools. That occasionally it is necessary to take the highest-priced ticket goes without saying. For instance, the administration at times have a custom of only having first class carriages | |
272 | travelling . If you go second or third you must be satisfied with . The second choice is tantamount to doubling, or even trebling, the time required for the journey. And here, , let me say that, if you are going to cross a mountain pass, don't go by the night diligence, but take a carriage. If you are going by boat in Italy, it will be as well to enquire when those boats leave port, when they arrive at their destination, and if they carry cargo. One particularly hot autumn I decided to return from Rome by water. The capital of Christendom was placarded with posters telling of the delights of the line of Somebody . I determined to patronise the firm. I went on board at Civita Vecchia at 12 noon, and found that the boats started at midnight Then when I was imprisoned on board I discovered that the ship was carrying a cargo of green figs. A little later I noticed the decks and berths swarming with worms. I got off at Leghorn. As I was leaving I noticed that the cargo was being changed-the good ship was leaving the figs at Leghorn and taking on board any number of pigs destined for a midnight cruise to Genoa! |