The early riser can get some amusement out of shortly after sunrise, as a rule. But this rule, again, may have its exception-on a Bank Holiday. Not very long ago I was dining at a club in the neighbourhood noted for the sociable qualities of its members. The dinner was held in the strangers' coffee-room, which, after a certain hour, becomes the supper-room. I had a most delightful time of it until 1.30 o'clock, enjoying thoroughly the pleasant conversation of the diners. At that hour the supper-eaters began to appear, and at 2 o'clock we were earnestly discussing the latest play. At 3 o'clock there were fresh arrivals, when one of the number began to explain how a gentleman at the Royal Westminster Aquarium contrived to jump into a shallow tank from above (and through) the roof of that popular institution without killing himself.

said a portly gentleman, whose diving days I should have imagined were (if I may use the expression) more than over,

asked a wag.

replied the portly gentleman.

As no one appeared to wish to discuss the matter further, it was allowed to drop. Then we talked of the latest Pinero play until 4 a.m. The conversation was delightful; still, as the hour of breakfast approached, I confess I began to think about retiring to rest. But it is a little difficult to break up a pleasant , even at daybreak. It seems so selfish and unsociable.

asked one of our party, as the hands of the clock pointed to 5 a.m.

I interposed,

I rose to go, and my example was followed by the rest of the company. By this means I was able to see in the early hours of the morning. Of course, if you please, you can retire to your couch at 10 o'clock overnight, and can be called by the sweep when he comes to clean the kitchen chimney. But perhaps a little dinner at the Sheridan Club is better.

And when you have seen the great show of flowers and vegetables I am not sure that you will be much